A Gift to Cat-Lovers and Soul Mates: A Poem of T.S. Eliot

23 Apr

The Naming of Cats

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T. S. Eliot
1888 – 
1965

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,     It isn’t just one of your holiday games;You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatterWhen I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,     Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—     All of them sensible everyday names.There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,     Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—     But all of them sensible everyday names,But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,     A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,     Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,     Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—     Names that never belong to more than one cat.But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,     And that is the name that you never will guess;The name that no human research can discover—     But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.When you notice a cat in profound meditation,     The reason, I tell you, is always the same:His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation     Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:          His ineffable effable          EffanineffableDeep and inscrutable singular name.

3 Responses to “A Gift to Cat-Lovers and Soul Mates: A Poem of T.S. Eliot”

  1. Rosemary Tylka's avatar
    Rosemary Tylka April 23, 2024 at 8:47 am #

    Dearest Richard,

    In principle,. I always stay in the same hotel in Zamalek whenever I am in Cairo,, since it is kind of like “home away from home”, but exceptionally I stayed in a French boutiqze hotel downtown, and overheard the other guests complaining about the scandalous “pet shop” next to AUC, so I went to take a look. they were right. There were two nearly starving Dalmatian dogs on short metal leashes and a cat haging from the ceiling in a bird cage with no bottom, also starving and suffering frim diarrhea. I phoned Mona al Khalil immediately and said “Send a team to buy these animals immediately. I will pay for them. They must be taken to our shelter or theiy will die. And then send our lawyer, Ahmed, to close this shameful pet shop down. Af for the cat, please prepare him for travel and I will come back to collect him in a few months. His name will be Soufiane.”

    Shortly before this, an Algerian Minister had showed up in my office requesting a meeting with the High Commissoner Guetrres. He told me his name, and I asked him to rep-at it three times. Finally I said “Minister, I am neither deaf nor dumb, but I have never before heard such a beautiful name – which is more like a poem. I already have five cats, but if i ever take another one, I will name him after you.” The Minister was NOT offended. I waited six months to collect Soufiane – who never did to to the shelter but rather was taken care of by Zahra in her home. In actual fact, this cat had no vocal cords left, so he did not speak at all, and no vet could understand why. In any case, Soufiane was quite fine once he got to my apartment and knew that he was safe forever. Eveni if he had no voice, he knew how tom ake his needs met.

    When this particular Algerian Minister returned to Geneva, I invited him to my apartment for dinner – so that he cold meet the other “Soufiane”. He said “But his is not a cat!! He is a PASHA!!” And thus I added “Pasha” to his name.

    His very favorite food was … asparagus.

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    • mosckerr's avatar
      mosckerr November 8, 2025 at 11:36 pm #

      The latest blood libel

      What does the Sudan massacres have to due with either the UAE or Israel. Blood Libel Slanders all about death rather than life. People who blindly and immediatel believe stories of death wherein Jews are blamed for completely unsubstantiated crimes against humanity, expose the tuma nature of their evil eye and spirits.

      ___________________________________________________________
      Richard Falk

      agorichardfalk.wordpress.com

      “”Decontextualization of October 7 produces a distorted imagery of good and evil. Without taking account of the oppressive occupation of Gaza that preceded and the excessive response that followed the Hamas-led attack are both integral to moral judgment. Without context a condemnation of October 7 becomes a private form of state propaganda. This is especially true given the ambiguity surrounding the attack consisting of ignored, repeated warnings, incomprehensible failings of Israel’s surveillance
      capabilities.”
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      How has Sudan thrown its support to the RSF? The Rapid Support Forces (RSF) – a paramilitary group in Sudan, originally formed from the Janjaweed militia, known for its involvement in the Darfur conflict. The RSF has emerged as a significant force in Sudan’s ongoing civil war, which began in April 2023, primarily fighting against the Sudanese Armed Forces (SAF).

      What does the Sudan massacres have to due with either the UAE or Israel? Reports have confirmed that UK military equipment, originally sold to the UAE, has been found in the possession of the RSF. Analysts suggest that the UAE has vested interests in Sudan, particularly in mining and security, and views the RSF as a crucial ally in pursuing these objectives. In early 2025, Sudan initiated a case against the UAE at the International Court of Justice for alleged complicity in genocide, citing support provided to the RSF during the ongoing conflict.

      Israel through the US President Trump Abraham Accords has engaging in normalization talks with various Arab states, including the UAE. The dynamics in Sudan could impact Israel’s relationships with these nations and their approaches to regional stability. The consequences of UAE recognition of Israel and signing a peace treaty, Israel may face international scrutiny regarding its position on the conflict, especially as reports of human rights violations and ethnic cleansing emerge from Sudan? This irrational slander makes no sense.

      Israeli diplomatic engagement with Arab states sparks a cursed Blood Libel Richard Falk lie. Potential shifts in regional dynamics consequent to Israel and Arab countries joining an expanded Abraham Accords blamed for political chaos and anarchy in Africa? This Richard Falk blood libel seeks to arouse the need for scrutiny over humanitarian impacts in Sudan like he unilaterally declares the guilt of Israel for the Oct 7th 2023 massacre of 1300 Israelis by Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and the UNWRA! The Red Cross never made any attempt what so ever to carry out their mandate and visit Israeli stolen hostages held in underground tunnels for years! Richard Falk early in the war promoted the slander that an Israeli missile struck an Arab hospital killing 500 people!

  2. Corinne Whitaker's avatar
    Corinne Whitaker April 23, 2024 at 10:52 am #

    Effanineffibly delightful!

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